asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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frigerator:

I support thick thighs

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

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"Intelligence is sexy. Don’t play stupid."

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